dirty farming jokes
Zombie Apocalypse: Reborn With A Farming Space
by Fleeting_Dawn
Torn apart and eaten alive by zombies, Jiao Lizhi died filled with regret and hatred. As darkness engulfed her, she opened her eyes—only to find herself back at the beginning of the apocalypse. Crawling back from hell, she sought revenge and fought to live a better life.Watching his loved one torn to pieces before his eyes, he lost his sanity. To avenge her, he destroyed humanity’s last hope with his own hands. On the day the world was swallowed by darkness, he took his own life as the last man …
Rebirth in 1980: The Farm Wife Makes a Comeback
by Summer Dye Snow
In this world, there are people who are born to suffer. They have no home, no children, no relatives, and even die tragically at the end, just like Qin Xiangnuan, who carried her burdens alone. In her thirties, she is just a flower that bloomed only to wither in her declining years, and she also has nothing. There are also those who are born to enjoy blessings, possessing wealth, beauty, a capable husband, and smart, beautiful children, yet they still take someone else's life, just like Qin Xian…
Apocalypse Descent: Farming with My Harem
by A Little White Snake
【The latest update for 'Age of Ice' has been completed, heralding the era of open beta testing for all. In one minute, every human on Blue Star will be thrown into this game.】Starting with a small bonfire, this is your range of activity.You must continually gather materials and upgrade the level of your bonfire.Bonfire → Large Bonfire → Furnace → Energy Tower → Super Energy StationBy unlocking more buildings and recruiting various troops, build your power in this extremely harsh world.Having jus…
The Farm Girl's Charismatic Fortune
by Fade in and out
By Xishui River, there lived a family with the surname Ruo, whose luck was so disastrously poor that it was as if misfortune was possessed by their very souls. When other families had bountiful harvests, the Ruo Family harvested not a single grain. Their planted vegetables were devoured by insects, their chickens got chicken plague, their pigs got swine fever…Despite the household being full of strong men, they were either mad, crippled, or blind…What would have been a family of great prospects …
General, Your Wife Is Requesting Your Return Home For Farming
by Pian Fangfang
# FAMILY LIFESu Xiaoxiao was taking a nap but opened her eyes to find that she had transmigrated and was now in the body of a plump girl. From a dignified military doctor, she was now a glutton and a slacker. What’s more, she often terrorized people in the village, together with her father and brother. That was why nobody for miles around was willing to marry her. Although her family managed to arrange a marriage to an illustrious family, the groom ran away on the day of the wedding. When her fa…
Peaceful Farm Life
by Evergreen Tree
An Jing had transmigrated into the body of an ancient farm girl whom everyone could bully.On the day she crossed over, she was sold. Alright, seizing the servitude contract, stepping on her good-for-nothing parents, she held her freedom in her grasp, she was in charge of her marriage, she called the shots for her future—nobody could point fingers at her!An Jing assertively slapped her servitude contract onto the man beside her, "Keep it safe, from now on I belong to you."The man: "......"The man…
Abandoned Woman Busy Farming
by Qingka
The charm of farming life in springtime is profound.Transmigrated into the life of a pregnant abandoned wife, Bai Ruozhu resolved to live off the land, the water, and the space, striving to prosper through farming and trading with her cute baby.In passing, she also hopes to find a handsome man to be a father to her child. But that masked demon, could you please stop climbing my window all the time?======Other completed works include "The Poison Doctor of the Noble House," "Fortune Meets Wisdom,"…
Springtime Farming: A Happy Wife At Home
by Orchid Whisper
# familyfeud #daughterofamistress #koiQiao Xuan, daughter of a county magistrate, supposedly had a fiance that everyone envied. But then her father’s legal wife schemed against her, and married her into a farmer’s family. On the night of her wedding, after seeing how shabby her room was, Qiao Xuan hung herself. When she opened her eyes again, a different Qiao Xuan had transmigrated onto this body. The new Qiao Xuan stared at her husband and frowned after seeing how shabby the house looked. “Don’…
I Practice Farming While the Rest Cultivates
by Hear about the Way in the morning
When Lu Xuan woke up, he found himself to be an Ordinary Spirit Plant Master in the Loose Repair Market, scraping by on his three-quarters of an acre Spirit Field in the Cultivation World.Luckily, he made an accidental discovery that whenever a Spirit Plant matures, he would receive an extra reward.For each Sword Grass he harvested, he would receive a Sword Pill.For each Xuan Chong Vine he harvested, he would receive a portion of Hidden Star Sand.For each Underworld Spring Flower he harvested, h…
Transmigrated as A Farm Girl Making Her Family Rich
by Thousands of dreams
Unluckily engrossed in reading, she traveled back to a time where men were honored and women were belittled, feeling utterly miserable.How could she change the current situation?If the farmer girl is not strong, her family won't tolerate her...
The Lucky Farm Girl
by Lan Shao
After dying unexpectedly, she was reborn as a ten-year-old little girl in an ancient farming family, with barely a few rooms in her house and even fewer acres of land, not to mention a household of the old, weak, sick, and disabled.Fortunately, the elders in the family were kind and honest, her brothers loving and good-natured, and the neighbors harmonious and friendly. For Yang Mengchen, who had suffered from her relatives' torment and endured all sorts of mockery and scolding since she was you…
Rebirth: I became rich by farming
by Autumn Letter
Starting a new book!The infinite stream "Stop it! This is a horror game" is being updated, seeking support.*The Osmanthus Tree at home has turned into a spirit!The unexpectedly deceased Mei Mengzhen has returned to the year 2007.Looking at the 3200 yuan left by her parents, Mei Mengzhen decides to lift her younger brother out of poverty.People say that it's best to stay unnoticed in plain sight, well, she will stay unnoticed in the vegetable market.She initially wanted to use her abilities to ea…
Disaster Apocalypse: Farming, Family, and My Hidden Secret Space
by Hulan
In a humble village untouched by ambition, Hua Jin lives an idyllic life as the adored daughter of a farming family—a rarity in an era where sons reign supreme. Content with her simple joys and doting kin, she dreams only of peace… until the skies turn vengeful.But Hua Jin has a secret: a mystical space brimming with untold resources. While others scramble when droughts scorch crops, floods drown kingdoms, and plagues darken horizons, she smirks. "We’ve got this."Yet survival isn’t just about h…
Farming Space Makes Me Rich
by Lilac in May
After Xiao Lingyu was betrayed by her boyfriend, she had the scumbag underneath her feet and along with the slut. Then, she used the spatial jade pendant to return to her hometown and began planting. She planted, planted, and planted before selling, selling, and selling. After that, she built, built, and built. She went on a frenzied path of establishing her farm kingdom, running further and further away!Until one day, under the peach blossom tree in Tao Yuan Village…A cute little toddler who wa…
The Blessed Beauty Returns with a Dimension
by Floating World, Falling Blossoms
In order to protect her, the foster brother went to the countryside to become an educated youth and ended up dying at the farm. She could have worked at the factory as a worker, but because she coveted the affection of her biological parents, she replaced her biological brother as an educated youth and stayed at the farm for a lifetime, truly becoming the rural woman that her real sister looked down upon. Although later she became a village doctor through her own efforts, she still worked to exh…
Immortality Cultivation: I Farm in the System Space
by Light Salted Fish
Lin Jing had transmigrated.And he had unlocked a System Space with its own Spirit Field.Thus...While others sought out the Secret Realm, he was farming.While others fought over resources, he was practicing Alchemy.It was in this way that he slowly grew with the passing years...Until after countless ages, someone finally realized that the great one was actually him...This book is also known as:"First I Farm, Then Do Alchemy, I Seek Immortality by Holding On to Life"
Farm Girl's Manor
by Dusk is cold
[Farming]+[Space]+[Heartwarming]+[Prosperity]+[Defeating Scum]Mo Yan, reduced to ashes by an explosion, was reborn in ancient times,becoming a little farm girl on the run from famine!Above her, a kind and handsome Scholar father - not bad!Below her, a lively and adorable pair of younger siblings - very good!But really, she felt like dying all over again, you know?On the run, going without food, drink, or shelter was one thing,but to always guard against bad guys who might capture her to fill the…
The Blessed Farm Girl Has a Spatial Storage
by Wind Chime Bamboo
Zhao Zhitong, who was still in kindergarten, transmigrated to another time with her parents!As soon as they arrived, their heartless step-grandmother chased them out of the house.Looking at the only food in their home—two cabbages, Zhao Zhitong's parents wore identical worried looks.But Zhao Zhitong, with her innocent big eyes, took a bag of rice out from her spatial storage...So, with her parents, the five-year-old cutie began farming, planting flowers, fruit trees, and herbs. They even opened …
Becoming the Richest by Farming
by Gui Mushuang
Super-genius Ellen Young, creator of countless tech products, retires.At the height of her career, she turns down numerous high-paying offers, yearning only to return to the countryside and lead a peaceful, laid-back life.Unexpectedly, her long-lost family comes looking for her, and a celebrity sister requests to live-stream their countryside life online.Ellen Young: ?A big, fat no!Netizens around the world think that this newly found daughter in the celebrity’s family is illiterate, lacks manne…
The Herbal Scents of Farm Life
by Slightly Attractive
Suddenly finding herself in a rural setting, Lin Caisang became the village's renowned 'Star of Wealth and Honor'. Surrounded by unique relatives, they treated her as if she were a rare panda—held preciously in their palms for fear she would fall and gently kept in their mouths lest she dissolved.Meet the exceptional relatives:The Powerhouse Father, who declared, "You want Sangsang to get married? You'll have to get past me first."The Stingy Mother, questioning, "What does she need a husband for…